You want to be in the “first class” wine art and wine tasting snob bracket with little or no effort on your part? Too bad… can’t be done! But there’s no reason for you to feel intimidated as you learn. With the Poetic Sommelier in your corner, you’ll be confident that you actually have some idea of what your talking about… no wine-bully is going to push you around any longer!

Randy was a 98 lb weakling in the wine-tasting world, until the clouds parted and he was gifted with Divine Intelligence. Now he’s got The Word when it comes down to tasting great wine and great food. Randy immediately quit his day job, began living in various Santa Barbara vacation rentals as he embarked on the demanding training required of a Japanese Ninja Warrior, practicing marital arts, conducting tea ceremonies, writing deeply philosophic haiku  as well as drinking fine wines every night; not just fine sakis, but California wines as well. Soon there was not a sommelier in the state of California who could stare him down, beat him in arm wrestling or match his vocabulary of wine praise. Randy’s in your corner.